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Some Funny Tweets Posted on Jan. 3I'm still a Twitter rookie but I have figured a few things out.

One thing I have realized is there are a lot of tweets out there for the viewing and some are pretty entertaining.

Most only see the tweets from the tweeters they are subscribed to which means they are missing out on many others.

Today I decided to make note of some entertaining tweets I came across and share in an article and maybe make this a regular feature on my page.

Funny tweets from today in no particular order are:

1. "If you're not interested, you're not interested, but damn, there's no need to make him feel two feet tall while he's trying to holler."

2. "If a person is ugly to you, there's really nothing they or you can do about it. Turn him or her down quickly and politely and move on."

3. "People who have it together, inside and out could usually care less. It's the ones with ugly personalities that feel the need to talk about it."

4. "Oh you were Dr. Evil when you were age nine Okay. You go with that. Also, you know you enjoy our bantering."

5. "Does anybody know what flavor the green gummy bears are? I can't tell and the taste is just weird."

6. "When relationships are too much work, do what the pros do, out source!"

7. "She is being a crybaby! She stopped but I was two seconds from being on her ass like white on rice and a paper plate in a snow storm!"

8. "I steal change from my friend's cars then give it to them when they need toll money."

9. "If my son has money, he has to spend it. I really need to break him out of that before he ends up like me."

10. "The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money."

11. "These football coaches be the same age as grass. They are still trying to run plays when they should be more concerned about their salt and sugar intake."

12. "All right football get off the TV. I would like to watch 60 minutes."

13. "Jamarcus Russell, doesn't he look like Jeezy the Snowman with a football helmet on?"

Well there you have it, my first edition of funny tweets. For educational purposes I did clean up some of the grammar.

Some Funny Tweets Posted on Jan. 3

I'm still a Twitter rookie but I have figured a few things out.

One thing I have realized is there are a lot of tweets out there for the viewing and some are pretty entertaining.

Most only see the tweets from the tweeters they are subscribed to which means they are missing out on many others.

Today I decided to make note of some entertaining tweets I came across and share in an article and maybe make this a regular feature on my page.

Funny tweets from today in no particular order are:

1. "If you're not interested, you're not interested, but damn, there's no need to make him feel two feet tall while he's trying to holler."

2. "If a person is ugly to you, there's really nothing they or you can do about it. Turn him or her down quickly and politely and move on."

3. "People who have it together, inside and out could usually care less. It's the ones with ugly personalities that feel the need to talk about it."

4. "Oh you were Dr. Evil when you were age nine Okay. You go with that. Also, you know you enjoy our bantering."

5. "Does anybody know what flavor the green gummy bears are? I can't tell and the taste is just weird."

6. "When relationships are too much work, do what the pros do, out source!"

7. "She is being a crybaby! She stopped but I was two seconds from being on her ass like white on rice and a paper plate in a snow storm!"

8. "I steal change from my friend's cars then give it to them when they need toll money."

9. "If my son has money, he has to spend it. I really need to break him out of that before he ends up like me."

10. "The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money."

11. "These football coaches be the same age as grass. They are still trying to run plays when they should be more concerned about their salt and sugar intake."

12. "All right football get off the TV. I would like to watch 60 minutes."

13. "Jamarcus Russell, doesn't he look like Jeezy the Snowman with a football helmet on?"

Well there you have it, my first edition of funny tweets. For educational purposes I did clean up some of the grammar.